TAG!!!!

So i have been tagged thanks to sunakshi and a sweet 15 year old girl.(I dont know her name yet but the rate at which i am reading her blog i hope to discover soon)

anyway here it goes-:

The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talkingng

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[ x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

[x ] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself

[x ] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

So far: 3

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times

[ x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. [x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 5

[x ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit .

[x ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.

[ ] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 6

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x ] You have caught yourself drooling.

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

So far: 7

[x ] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 9

[ ] You have eaten a bug

[x ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important

[x ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[x ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand

[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.So far: 12

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.

[] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[ ] You have fallen out of your chair beforeSo far: 12

[13] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall

[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

Total 13 out of 37.

13/37 * 100 =35.1 % lol

This shows why i was often called ian idiot in school.I will kike others to share this tag..

a memorable phone call

girl: hello! me: hello!I am a....... girl: Do i know you?? me: No actually u don't know me.I study with u in chemistry tution.I have devoloped a liking for u.It would be great if we become friend. girl: Listen i dont know who the hell are u.But if u call me once more i will kick the shit out of u. me: (my mind was blank.I jst managed to say somehow)Okay i thought being friend was not a bad idea. Before i could say anything she hung up p.s.-this was how the conversation went when i tried to call up a girl on whom i had crush for the first time in my life.luckily in my tution there was a guy who was my namesake.next day he had to bear the burnt for my antic.may be my innocent face befooled HER.Anyway later that girl became one of my acquaintance and we had a great laugh when I narrated this incident.life is stranger than fiction!!!!

my freaking mind.....

This post is about some of my confessions which i decide to do...So here it goes few of my dirty secrets.... 1)I always wear a smile on my face.Even when i am upset or angry the smile doesn't vanish.Rather even when i am in some awkward situation i giggle sheepishly. 2)I cant turn down any request usually.So i am often left with doing things which i don't like.So beware i may grant ur request due to courtesy but in my mind i may be cursing u... 3)I am not a guy to share my feelings with others.I mostly keep my feelings to myself. 4)Many of my friends think that i am bit casual and generally doesnt get upset.But truth is i am very sensitive.I cant ignore any harshness in the behavior of those close to me.I contemplate over those and often get upset. 5)I have a soft corner in my heart for dove eyed tall girls. 6)Many of my friends think i like movies with violence very much.But the truth is i always prefer a love aaj kal or jane tu ya.... rather than movies like saw or hostel. 7)I may come across who doesnt take tensions.But the fact is 2 words result and xam jst make my mind numb. 8)Choclates and ice cream r the best food to me and chilled beer is the best drink. 9)I am laid back but ambitious(paradox )

... iye dooriyan.... in rahoon ki dooriyan nigahon ki dooriya hum rahon ki dooriyan fannah ho sabhi dooriyan... This song is jst buzzing in my head now.Anyway its one hour past midnight.so bye gd nit.